Delta Air Lines made a very dry announcement. Southwest customers may salivate

Essentially aware? 

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It's the essential dryness of press releases that can make them occasionally passive-aggressive. So when I uncrusted my eyes at this one, I detected snickers. Many, many snickers. On the part of those who wrote it, that is.

Even so, this press release had clearly been written by people who had been deprived of light and sound to get them in the mood. These were people who took their task very seriously. Their task at playing it as straight as is humanly possible.

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I bought Apple's M2 MacBook Air and now I'm weeping

I just spent a week with a robot cat and my life will never be the same

One of America's most hated companies hired a security robot. It didn't go well

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